Thought I'd try something new this week. So here come the first weekly Teaser's Revenge POWER RANKINGS! They are based on some space aged formula that I got on the cheap since Bush is shutting down NASA to save some bailout cash. Maybe Obama will buy it back from me...I heard he likes sports.
WEEK 10 Power Rankings:
| Rank |
| Wins | Points | SOS |
| PR Points |
| 1 | Team America | 14 | 14 | 10 |
| 20.00 |
| 2 | Sesame Street | 13 | 13 | 8 |
| 18.25 |
| 3 | Chimpos | 11 | 12 | 9 |
| 16.25 |
| 4 | Team Klenk | 11 | 10 | 2 |
| 14.00 |
| 5 | Handful | 8 | 11 | 12 |
| 13.75 |
| 6 | Leisure Kings | 8 | 5 | 11 |
| 12.00 |
| 7 | Yankovic | 8 | 9 | 5 |
| 11.50 |
| 8
| Architecture | 7 | 6 | 3 |
| 9.25 |
| 9 | Poop Cone | 3 | 8 | 14 |
| 8.50 |
| 10 | Puddin Pops | 3 | 2 | 13 |
| 6.75 |
| 11 | R-Squad | 3 | 7 | 7 |
| 6.50 |
| 12 | Moose | 3 | 4 | 4 |
| 5.00 |
| 13 | Ninjas | 1 | 3 | 6 |
| 3.25 |
| 14 | Donkey Punch | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 1.50 |
So all BCS comparisons aside, those are the results. Dave, once again, comes out on top with impressive win and point totals. Klenk takes a hit by playing the second easiest strength of schedule so that bumps AC and Tracy up in the rankings. On the other side of things, Jeff is a total laughing stock, scoring a league worse on wins, points, and SOS. He's going to have to do alot to stay out of the cellar. I on the other hand have handily taken over the 12th spot - shooting for that playoff run! Here I come!
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This weeks picks:
Well, considering that we've already had a game this week, it might make my job a little easier.
Moose over Poop - Jay Cutler might have something to do with this.
Handful over Sacapuntas - With Barber and TO out, so is Cap.
Police over Leisure - Sorry, I have to give it to Dave. His team is pretty tight. Even with Bush out, Westbrook against a tough D, Fitz looks like he'll pick it up for everyone.
Pops over Ninjas - If Jen doesn't swap out SJax, it's a 0 point game for her. Oh, she can only put in Edge? Sorry Jen.
Chimpos over Klenk - The -2 on D hurts, but the Chimpos lineup hurts even more.
Street over Punch - McClain and Taylor vs. Johnson and Peterson - need I say more? And no, I'm not talking LJ.
Yankovic over Architecture - This one will be close. It should depend on McGahee/Hightower vs Williams/Norwood.
LAST WEEK RECORD: 6-1 - Stupid upset special ruining a perfect week. Way to go Jen.
OVERALL RECORD: 14-7 - That's what I'm talking about!
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Okay folks, that's it for this week. Trading deadline is coming soon, so get those talks going.
- Commish Moose
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1 comment:
I demand the power rankings be redone, Moose. As usual, my waiver-wire skills have proven superior and my team is making a strong charge into the playoffs on the way to picking up the cash prize. With a remaining schedule that includes 2 of the 3 worst teams in the league, the Handful is destined to repeat as champions.
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