Week 14 Color Co... you know what, screw it!

What a disaster! My favorites to win it all (Dagan and Graham) were both eliminated! Our on-again, off-again commissioner moves on, despite not even scoring 100 points! No one even hit 120 this week, what kind of league is this! Exclamation points!!!

But worst of all, my entire team managed to lose to Jen Lin and that show-boating wide-receiver from the Eagles. Oh, but Bret Favre is playing on Monday night, surely Sidney Rice will have a decent game and rescue me from certain doom? Of course not. Bret says "297 straight starts, but let's stop that streak tonight, ride the bench, maybe text out a few pictures of my beanbag. That's what I'll do."

Good luck to the remaining four teams, though I kind of wish they would just cancel the rest of the season at this point. Hope that doesn't sound petty.