Dramatic Predictions!

OVERLY DRAMATIC PREDICTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, now that the gratuitous interweb clip is done with....

TOP TEN DRAMATIC PREDICTIONS!!!!

10) Frank Gore ends up with more points than Randy Moss. Okay, this doesn't seem that dramatic, given they were both first rounder talents. But Frank Gore is OUT FOR THE YEAR! This is how far Randy Moss has fallen - will anyone sign him next year?!?

9) AC wins regular season. Three 9-3 teams, and AC will be the only one to win this week. Moose and Graham sigh heavily. Heavily.

8) Moose and AC lose in the first round of the playoffs. The Curse of the Blog lives!!!

7) Cappy is actually dead. In an effort to keep his team alive for the playoffs, Monique re-enacts Weekend at Bernie's. I'm pretty sure that was about fantasy football, right? (Would it hurt to post something now and again, Brent?)

6) Sam doesn't reach 1000 points. Epic fail. Hasn't set his lineup for weeks and doesn't care that I personally email him every Sunday. Set your freakin' lineup!!!

5) Peyton Hillis winds up the highest scoring Peyton. Manning is done - receivers are shit, offensive line is shit, running game is shit. Sigh. Heavily.

4) Not a single team sets their lineup in the Consolation Ladder Matches. What's a "Consolation Ladder" anyway?

3) Graham vs. Dagan in the Championship. Wow, two teams on a high right now and everyone else faltering. Well, at least my team is faltering. Foster vs Vick - who would have thought?

2) AC finally comes out and confesses he has been running Steph's team for years. I'm pretty sure this is happening. But the "synergistic stache" gives it away. Is it a man's? Is it a woman's? Maybe we'll never know...

And the NUMBER ONE dramatic prediction:

1) Graham wins it all. After YEARS of futility, Graham finally puts a team together to match his witty team names. Cheerio to you, sir. Jolly good show.

Okay, people - now that you know how the year ends....

SET YOUR LINEUPS OR ELSE!!!!!

- THE COMMISH!!!!!!!!!!